‘He pooped while cumming,’ Kenyans narrate first sexual encounters

Kenyans took to Instagram to share their weird sexual encounters the first time they had [email protected] While some are hilarious some are outright blush-inducing.

Some Kenyans shared with Mpasho and below are some of the hilarious responses.

‘I farted and some shit followed, still embarrassed,’ One Instagram user wrote

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One man narrated how the woman he had salivated over for months came with a foreign object in her a$$, a piece of tissue.

‘She had a piece of tissue stuck between her a$$.When she bent over for doggy, I left. Still traumatized.’

One boy child admitted that back then, he never knew that pekejeng had a style named doggy.

‘I never knew doggy style,’ he wrote.

Another Kenyan added that the first time she had pekejeng her man almost ran away.

‘I was a virgin so my boyfriend saw as if I fainted he almost ran away.’ 

If you thought that was crazy another damsel said that her man pooped on the bed while cumming.

‘I did it with a guy who was having it for the first time, instead of cumming he was popooing on my bed screaming ‘I am cumming!’.’

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Another added,

‘I had no toe nail on the big toe,he kept staring at it. It was awkward.’

What was your crazy experience the first time you had pekejeng? Share it on the comment section.

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