BY CYPRIAN NYAKUNDI
Lillian Muli is the reason why
Kenyan men say #WomenAreTrash . She’s the
epitome of the Maina Kageni-induced pop culture where he has been promoting
affairs between young girls and married men.
gutter and warped priorities. This is a girl who at the prime of her youth, had
the whole world ahead of her. But as fate would have it, she was given
everything else apart from a functional brain.
car and live in an upmarket apartment. And true to it, her wishes were granted.
their men to make generational wealth (like the Bonfire couple), Lillian got
what she wanted in those simple trappings of life.
value, wasted years and tired ass and regretting at the wasted opportunity. All
the cool dudes she turned away, and who are now swimming in mad chums, successful
in their own right.
is no free lunch. You have to grind with your man from Day 1. Even Muhoho
Kenyatta (Uhuru’s brother) married Erica Kanja, a daughter of Nairobi’s biggest
landlord who own prime properties like Galleria Mall. Money meets money. You
think Muhoho can end up with a ratchet mashinani chic like Betty Kyallo just
because she’s a “celeb” ? No way.
Uhuru himself married a daughter of
a diplomat. You think he’d have ended up with just another Chic from the ghetto
like that? Impossible. And those are the marriage dynamics. Upper class don’t
want to taint their lineage with ghetto blood.
Old money marries amongst their
networks. If you aspire to enter that social class, you need to build your own
empire with your dude. Hakuna shortcut.
don’t be the next Lillian Muli. Don’t impose some delusional aspirations on
yourself just because you saw some confused socialites stuntin on the gram.
Resist any chic over-27. These bitches are fucked in the head. Very confused.
It’s not a coincidence that they’re that age and single. It’s reflective of
their incapability of thinking and strategizing. Hawajui kuchora. Na kushikana
na mmoja ni stress tupu. It’s like they’re waiting for some knight in shining
armor to drop down from heaven in a chariot and sweep them off their feet. Ni
kusoma those Cinderella stories too much wakiwa watoto.
watoi pale Marie Stoppes. Ndio maana hawawezi zaa. System iliharibika.