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DAILY POST: 32 worries of a 32 year old man, if you have hit this age, then you understand better.



By SILAS NYANCHWANI.

You never see it coming,
but one day you turn 32. You are not having your dream job. You are not driving
your dream car. And of course, you did not marry your campus crush. You met her
last in the Capital Centre parking lot, so expectant, must have delivered twins
the following day.
So now, you are 32, going
33, facing so many uncertainties and anxieties. Some normal, some self-imposed,
and some inevitable. So, what worries the mind of a typical 32-year-old male in
Nairobi.
  1. Did I really marry the
    right woman?
  2. If you are in a
    come-we-stay marriage, what dowry is she worth?
  3. Should I pursue a master’s
    or that PhD?
  4. Where should I build a home
    first, in the city or in the village whereby everyone will laugh at me that I
    have wasted good money that should have been invested elsewhere. But what
    business.
  5. Can I experiment with
    farming? Where, when, what, and how? You know, Caleb does that, and he seems to
    be making good chumes. 
  6. Will the wife cheat with
    the boss for that promotion?
  7. Will the bank (Equity)
    repossess their car, no way I can honour the loan…
  8. How daft was I to commit my
    salary to a mortgage?
  9. Is my wife/girlfriend bi?
    Damn, she hangs out with that girl too much.
  10. How will I deal with this
    potbelly that girls are beginning to loathe?
  11. The persistent urge to pee,
    what does it signify? Diabetes, is that you?
  12. The young intern in office,
    is it worth chasing after? She looks quite a freak; do I have the energy?
  13.  Can I satisfy her?
  14. Can I use a pill to enhance
    my bedroom performance, you know?
  15. Will I ever drive my dream
    car?
  16. If I had 2 million to
    invest which is the best investment? Certainly not land. Not bitcoin either.
    Not savings account either.
  17. Will my early-20s baby
    mother come to sue me for child support?
  18. Should I buy the third
    mzinga to prove my worth to my peers?
  19. If I changed neighborhoods,
    to adjust with the recession, what will my peers think of me?
  20. If I die, what investment
    will I leave my family and children?
  21. Should I marry a second
    wife?
  22. Should I keep a clande?
  23. Is there anything wrong to
    procure the services of a prostitute?
  24. The side dish is pregnant
    and wants to keep the ball, what is the best way to deal with it? She wants my
    money, what to do?
  25. This nice girl whose number
    I took wants some Sh 3,000, to send or not to send? Is it morally wrong to
    demand the payment in kind? 
  26. Can I tell my boss to fuck
    off? S/he too much on my nerves?
  27. We are being laid off at
    work, what alternatives do I have?
  28. Dad or mum is sick, how
    shall we pay the medical bill? Or if nursing a lifestyle disease, how do you
    pay off the bills. 
  29. Why do I feel like I’m not
    a grown-up. 
  30. Why am I balding so fast?
    Where is my hair going? Will I still attract the girls. 
  31. Why do I feel like I have
    underachieved?
  32. Why am I so afraid. 

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