
COMPLETE SEX GUIDE FOR MEN 2019
1. Amenyoa na hana vipuri kwa mapua = Nyama kwa Nyama
2. Amenyoa but vipuli zimejaa kila mahali = Condom ni pesa ya nywele hana
3. Ana take snapp, guarana, delmonte = pesa ya condom just buy sausage choma, nyama kwa nyama.
4. Ni choir leader but huvaa mini na hushinda kilimani = Condom mbili.
5. Ako na matako kubwa, na hips fiti but she never asks you where you are = Condom
6. She never show where she live = Condom
7. She drinks, williamson, jameson, JD, = Condom
8. She uses kambambe and she is comfortable = Nyama kwa nyama and mwaga ndani kabisa.
9. She have a baby boy but she always admire a baby girl = Nyama kwa nyama but NEVER deposit bro, mwaga nje. withdraw yote ni trap !! or use Condom tu simple
10. She works in a boutique town cbd = condom, condom, condom!!
11. Yeye hukunywa whiskey river, tribeka, switch = Condom, Condom na chunga mfuko, wezi
12. Akidai mwende garden city pale kwa nyasi murelax hapo = Nyama kwa nyama and if possible marry her
13. Akikwambia lazima uvae condom and she insists; = nyama kwa nyama
14. Student UON or JKUAt == Condom, condom
15. Ni secretary mostly on county government offices:= Try to find Original condoms with bumps or use 3 of them
16. Anaishi Trm drive, donholm, 44 zimma, mwiki = Condom and never switch off lights, ama umuache kwa hao utapata empty house
17. Anasoma jkuat karen campus na ametoka western = Condom.
18. Anafanya job club = use paperbag and gloves, condom sioni ikisaidia hapa.
19. Ni police and especially Traffic police in nairobi,kisumu,mombatha,....my bro kitambo apate hiyo kofia? .Try to find customised condoms yenye itaingia hadi makende zikuwe safe
20. Lightskin ,she never ask you for saloon money or credit = condom ,hit & run and block her.
21. she works in supermarkets = Nyama kwa Nyama they are always busy
stay safe 2019
By CYPRIAN NYAKUNDI




