The number 1 TV show you should be watching

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I guess that is why the producers at Ebru TV are not trying to come up with new concepts, they are merely copying stuff from abroad.

And who can blame them given the gold they seem to keep striking? I mean, their latest offering is dope. It is a show called Closure. It has been replicated wholesale from a similar show from “abroad”. Basically, former couples come together and try to get closure.

Close your eyes and try to imagine sitting down with your ex and you both try to give each other closure or resuscitate the relationship. In the episode I came across, a guy is called back by his girlfriend to either give her closure or try to reclaim their relationship.

Thing is, the lass in this episode is so annoying! She is constantly talking over her ex, literally moving her bowels on him and still insisting that they should get back together. This is why I think the guy is right to refuse to reconcile.

And she had the audacity to ask the poor yob what he wants from his current ex and why he is back on the show – nevermind she invited him over.

And while we are on the subject, ladies, please understand that men do not want a lass who is constantly a challenge. I get it, you do not want to be a pushover but err on the side of humility. It never fails to amaze me just how entitled some lasses can get, asking for heaven and earth from their beau yet offering a crappy attitude. Anyway, can you see how intense this show makes me?! Trust me when I tell you this is the local TV show you need to be watching.