Sudi: I Only Survived Raila’s Goons In Kibra Because I’m An Intelligent Man

The member of parliament for the Kapseret constituency, Hon Oscar Kipchumba Sudi, has stated that he manuevred through the Kibra’s buffoonery sponsored by Raila largely because he is an intelligent man.

Sudi expressed his inborn shrewdness that helped him overcome the draconian and imbecilic disposition of behaviour the backward Kibra residents had shown.

Oscar Sudi explained that he was way wiser and intelligent than the ODM’s pathetic sycophants, a factor that greatly enhanced his safety in the war-tone zone.

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He recounted that he had cleverly avoided the furious residents who seemed more than prepared and ready to pounce on him, making a mincemeat out of his flesh.

He dismissed claims that the Kibra Luos are an organized lot, describing them as silly and ill bred people who require civic education and enlightening to emancipate themselves from the shackles of folly and ignorance.

He added that the goons that had attacked his vehicle, threatening to smash his machine into pieces had no option but to retreat.

He said he had feigned drunkenness and spoke Canadian English, making the angry youths baying for his blood be confused.

“My good English helped me confuse them a great deal,” Sudi recounted.

Oscar criticized the uncalled-for behaviour of the Kibra residents towards the jubilee leaders, saying that any stupid person wouldn’t have made it safely through Kibra, especially with the goons that Raila had charged to cause destruction.

Hon Sudi hailed himself as a typical wiseman, adding that his long time political experience and knowledge immensely contributed to his safety at the end of the day.

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He slammed ODM boss Raila Odinga for brewing violence in his supporters, urging the government to nab him and hold him responsible for the careless attacks meted on some leaders on the election day.