George Kinoti receives a courtesy call from Japan

1. Chapa deals but usiruke mtu, and make sure no victim dies in the deal. Even if it is conning, just con, but don’t do it to someone who’s struggling, endea wale wako na kakitu.

Na ukishagonga some deals, enda ukae Koroto for sometime, usitange tange Nairobi.

2. After kumkula your concubine, Acha ajipeleke, most men die in the company of a woman. Never go to her house. Na usimkule daily, do it maybe once in a month.

3. Don’t party for too long, don’t get drunk sana, kunywa kidogo na utoke.

4. Don’t mingle with many people, always lie low

5. Don’t pick calls from new numbers.

6. If you go with a woman to some hotel room, lock the door na umeze kifunguu if you have to. Or put it kwa hiyo place pa kuflush maji ya choo ama ndani ya mattress. But unaezameza, utahara asubuhi uokote kwa chakula ya jana.

7. To women, even if he’s providing everything, always save, kesho haijulikani. Just have your own, anything can happen within a second. Adawaisi unaezakuwa unakula pilau saizi then tanigt ukule michicha.”