Hilarious! Check out how Kenyans communicate vs everyone else

Efya Muthoni a Twitter user put up a very interesting and eye opening list highlighting one trait that no one else except Kenyans.

Efya was trying to showcase Kenyans’ way of communicating as compared to other people and I swear I have been laughing hard everytime I go through the list.

Check out some of  

Everyone else                   vs        Kenyans

I’m ill prepared for these exams – Bora unajua main points ku -explain sio shida

He looks weird – Anakaa sijui aje

You are funny – Uko na ufala

That was wise – Umeongea kaa watu ishirini

You’re tripping – Jiheshimu nani

That’s too expensive – Na kesho unafungua saa ngapi?

Stop misbehaving – Unachoma

You are looking sharp – Budah umeamua uwakunywe uwamilize

Provide proof to your stories – Si ni mimi nakuambia

Ask for your change in a matatu -Nashukia hapo mbele

I don’t want to talk about it – Kanyagia hiyo story

Have a good day – Wacha nikucall baadaye

You guys are a cute couple – Mtaachana tu

Ask for the change after buying something – Kwani mkate ni mia mbili?

Ask people we have offered a lift to get out – Si tunataka kuingia hivi tao. Tukueke wapi?

I won’t show  up – Najiskia funny funny

Funga safetybelt –  Kuna polisi hapo mbele

You are handsome – Wewe unakaa kukua na madem wengi

i’m broke – Kuna kitu nategea

Come and eat – Nisikuite mara mbili

Thank you – Umeweza

Beautiful – Mali safi

Ask if he’s single – Mimi staki kuchomwa na maji moto

I agree with you – Pewa mbili nakam

You are overreacting – Sasa unataka kulia?